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- I am:
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Man
- Seeking a:
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Woman
- Age:
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54
- City:
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Decatur
- State:
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Illinois
- Country:
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United States
- In my own words:
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I am a very fun loving and open minded guy who loves to be with friends or family, going out or chilling at home. I am very honest, have a great sense humor sometimes slightly warped, quick witted, intelligent, spontaneous, adventurous, a flirt at times, sensuous, and a romantic at heart.
My Perception of an Ideal Relationship:
Complete and utter comfort. I can be myself around you without feeling judged. You can sit in your room working while I do a word jumble and I'm entirely content. I only have eyes for you, you only have eyes for me and we communicate this verbally, physically and often. Down and dirty sex and warm and comforting cuddling are ever present. Fights are rare and when we do get into it, we don't stop talking until we've reached some sort of peace. Unparalleled companionship, unprecedented generosity and unconditional love grant us the foundation for a lasting long-term relationship.
What I've Learned from Past Relationships:
Flossing is important. Laughing is essential. Perfection is impossible. Better to be single than to be in a bad relationship. If it's worth it, I'll work for it; if it's not, I won't. Don't say anything you'll regret because you can't take it back. Finally, you must expose yourself emotionally -- it's the only way to reap love's greatest rewards. It's better to understand than to be understood. Laughter can save a relationship; lack of laughter can kill it.
I am a bit of a bad boy -- not an awful, I'm-going-to-treat-you-like-crap kind of guy, but someone who's going to push you to your limits and then pull back with a warm hug at the last minute. Truth is, I'm just a nice guy (most of the time) who's looking for some fun and companionship (not necessarily in that order).
The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
Remember the dream you had about the perfect man??
I was the guy standing to his right.
Drop me a line and let's chat.
- Body type:
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Average
- Height:
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5' 11"
- Hair:
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Auburn
- Eyes:
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Blue
- Ethnicity:
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Caucasian (white)
- Smoking:
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No
- Drinking:
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Socially
- Living Situation:
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Alone, With pets
- Social Setting:
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Home Body, Social Butterfly, Flirt, Comic Relief
- TV Watching:
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Dramas, Movies, Documentaries, Channel Hopper
- Languages:
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English
- Marital Status:
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Divorced
- Have Kids:
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Yes - but not at home
- Want (more) kids:
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- Education:
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College Grad
- Employment Status:
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Full-time
- Occupation:
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Technical / Science / Engineering
- Income:
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$75,000 to $99,999
- Religion:
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Spiritual but not religious
- Attend Services:
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- Political Views:
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- Sense of Humor:
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Friendly, Clever / Quick Witted, Dry / Sarcastic, Campy / Cheesy, Raunchy
- Interests:
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Dining, Family, Movies, Listening to Music, Travel, Gardening
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